![]() First of all, I’ve always wondered…do you chew your food? Or just inhale it to get to the next meal? Second, You probably won’t enjoy Biomutant or any other open-world game for that matter. If you’re the type of player that likes to speed through a game super quick to get to the next one. ![]() There are somewhere around three trillion side quests in Biomutant. That’s great because Bethesda is determined to withhold the next Elder Scrolls until I’m 90 when my irritable bowel syndrome is making some hospice workers’ life a living hell. After the intro, you are pretty much free to go anywhere and do what you want. Gideon’s Biasīiomutant is an open-world game in the most precise sense of the word. Given how the game treats its black and white morality system it’s almost thematic that many of its features also have two clear sides. ![]() Every good AND bad aspect of the game is usually met with one type of “but” or another and that’s how I’m going to frame this review. You will accomplish this while exploring a massive world to piece together your own arsenal of impressive-looking weapons, psionic abilities, and biogenic superpowers! But that won’t do you any good against the world eaters because all of their fights take place in vehicles!īiomutant is a game of buts, small ones, big ones, and of course furry ones. Either way, you’re going to need to take part in a tribe war and battle massive world eaters whose names alone inspire fear, such as Porky Puff and Hoof Puff! The boss fights are really cool but also disconnected from most of the game. You play as a mutant furry animal thing, out to stop the end of the world or speed it up. Black and white can be pretty clear, but it’s fifty shades of grey that can be a little sticky and gross. You can find a video version of this review here! Biomutant Review: Bonker’s Okay Fur Dayīiomutant has plenty of highs and lows, which makes it difficult to review. But that says more about me setting the bar too high than it does about Biomutant’s quality. Did it live up to my expectations? Well, no, not really. It was one of my most anticipated games of the year. Anyone who follows me on Twitter probably knows I had really high expectations for Biomutant.
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